Wheee so I'm hating Delaney projects as I'm trying to type up a Juleh-reaction opinion to the paragraph that the awesome Justine (justineith )wrote.. and yeah. So I've decided to procrastinate by fiddling with my email settings (email makes me happy <3) and, just for kicks, writing down all the falsereasons that the Phillipinesget involved in the Spanish-American War, such as...
They wanted to find more coconuts, and they figured they had a better chance of finding them in Mercia.
They needed inspiration for their interpretive dance.
The Dark Lord stole their chocolate chip cookies.
The Ring made them do it.
They were trying to alert the Queen of England to the presence of alien invaders that had a strange affinity for towels.
The six foot tall imaginary bunny rabbit with a freaky mask made them do it.
Blame Canada!
..Yay.
They were trying to one-up the Swiss.
They ran out of cocktail peanuts.
Their mommies told them to.
Teenage angst.
If you squinted at them really hard, they kind of looked like Sayid.
They were pimp like that, yo!
They were BAD-ASS.
They were posessed by the spirits of dead Russian dictators.
They needed to ask for directions.
They thought that if they donated blood (to the war), they would get free cookies and juice.
They wanted shirts that said "I fought in the war and all I got were some missing limbs and this stupid t-shirt."
They thought they could get a decent cellphone plan out of it.
I am one bored chick. But you know what makes me un-bored?A GAMBIT ACTION FIGURE OUT OF ITS ORIGINAL PACKAGING.YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.MIKE YOU ROCK.
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They ended up saving a lot of money on their car insurance.
dude. not cool. they were possessed by dead russian dictators. um being Russian. and attempting to be a dictator i take offence to that... (my sister's icon is hypnotizing me... *slap slap slap*) Um could one reason be b/c they talked to god and god was like "Yo I would be really happy with you if you went to war with these assholes." hehe. thatd make me giggle like if the clouds broke open and this light was shining on me and was telling me to do things... if only i believed in god... hehe im making no sense.
Oooh.That's deliciously brilliant.
Did I say that the dead Russian dictators were bad? Nope. Nope I didn't. So why take offense, eh? :D You would make the awesomest Russian dictator ever. I even gave you the world to prove it. (and your sister's icon.. yes. Mesmerizing. ... wow.)Hehehhehee.... -loves the God thing- "..And while you're there, bring me back a souvenier, plzkthx."
Because hey, what WOULDN'T you do for a Klondike bar?
No, the t-shirts said, "My (insert name here) died in battle, and all the government gave me was this lousy t-shirt."
your icon makes teeny hap- hap -happy!
so glad you like!
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